This blogger has lofty ambitions.

He will take over the world with his socially-aware commentary, glowing raves, scalding rants and whatever suits his fancy.

He's not a very nice guy, he's not a people pleaser. He's going to write what he wants, and screw off if you don't like it.

And if you're too dumb to spell 'inconspicuous', he's glad you're never ever going to return here.